Work hard, play harder

spitfirerantdragon:

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

I don’t even watch this show and that is A+.

I couldn’t sleep so I wrapped myself with my sheets and rocked my head back an forth hoping it would induce some kind of drowsiness effect. It was in that exact moment that an overwhelming feeling of loneliness and despair had taken over me. I was alone, sitting up in my bed. The world at 3 in the morning is such a calming place.

ohbabyitsnatalie:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell 

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

scottmccallllllllll:

teamfreepizza:

I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,

They’re

SO

FUCKING

CUTE

HOW 

CAN

YOU

CALL

THAT

Disgusting? 

did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what

Shhhh let it happen